This makes me nervous

omg yall this is so smart

what?

That woman in the and is so extra and she's loving it

This is the funniest shit

egypsisans LOL

I gagged

wait wedges are shoes?

I read that as cocked out of his mind and honestly my version's better.

Like by killing half the humans Thanos put us, what, 20 years back? What a help he's been.

It also means it’s impossible to get rid of the gays. What you gonna do? Kill all of them?? HAHAHAHAHHAH think again loser

way more interesting than cgiing groot’s bark or whatever

Why would they arrest you for hitting on them?

loving this

fun fact: this photo is technically copyright infringement

Elliot awoke one autumn morning to a gentle breeze caressing the fair skin of his exposed rear. As the air was somewhat too cool for his liking he extended an arm to shut the window, his muscles flexing with the movement. A second later Elliot flipped over onto his back, this time presenting his nether regions to the fresh September air. Suddenly, with a masculine groan, he stood up from his bed and put on boxers, his morning erection prodding through the soft fabric. Walking through the hallway, however, Elliot’s crotch settled into more of a curved bulge as the memories of tonight’s sensual dreams faded away. He crotchily groined over to the kitchen and assed open the cupboard, looking for his buns.

what do they need the pebble for?

i call bullshit

they think chess is more entertaining than alcohol? are they high?

what is this bullshit bahhahaha

figure out grammer