Everything. It's like my favorite child.

I'd like the DEA to stop coming after me for being so dope.

You are fake news

That means I'm hot enough that everything wants to fuck me.

So I have to enjoy gay sex to accommodate gays???

Not everyone enjoys gay sex

Click the "Sorted by likes" button

I'm just messing with you

Why don't you report me. Oh wait...

It's difficult to remember all the females I've met.

Who's rosalinas?

By that reasoning anyone can break rules on their own posts. You have no idea how many reports we have received against you guys. We've given you that chat and share contact features. Both are more than enough to fulfill your needs. The rules apply to everyone regardless. You're testing our patience.

Rule: "Refrain from off-topic chatting. Comments should be related to the post."

Been there done that

I should censor my name

Do aliens and humans have the same purpose of life.

Goodness, can't a guy do his business in peace.

Not

I have a hard time rejecting women

Yes

1) You can unfollow old posts from your profile page
2) Report people who do this frequently i.e. not just once

That bastard started the repost chain twice.

Stop oppressing me!

There's no point arguing on the Internet. I've never seen anyone said "thanks for correcting my views."