Put your best caption for this photo 37 comments
_sjc3000_
· 8 years ago
CAN YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?!
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Bury me with my bones 13 comments
I want this super awesome candle for my birthday 26 comments
_sjc3000_
· 9 years ago
* Cause baby youre a fiiiiiiiiiiirework * was the first thing that popped in my head when i saw this
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$2000 egg fail 33 comments
2015 is going to be a blast 10 comments
No neck dude 24 comments
_sjc3000_
· 9 years ago
but if you look inside you can see the head but not the neck therefore CORRECT
No neck dude 24 comments
_sjc3000_
· 9 years ago
Goddammit women! i know have you seen a turtle inside their shell, they look like they have no neck, the guy look like he had no neck so it reminded me of a turtle in its shell therefore calling him a turtle
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$2000 egg fail 33 comments
_sjc3000_
· 9 years ago
* Types on computer * so how would you like to die, slow and painfull or quick and painless
This guy figured it out 18 comments
_sjc3000_
· 9 years ago
I thought being an actor/actress would be difficult, but when you look at it that way, i think i might have a shot
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African omelette 7 comments
$2000 egg fail 33 comments
_sjc3000_
· 9 years ago
I didn't even comment on that, i was trying to but it was too damn science-y it hurt my brain. But anyway, you noticed me, which means i have been exposed so i guess im gonna have to kill you