I got really excited the other day because my aunt bought me some then I bit into one and it had like no flavor. It was so disappointing

Is this Matthew Gray Gubler?

I went to this ropes course that I didn't know was outside and I wore a black shirt and I was dying it was so hot

Why would divorce lawyers specifically care so much?

I don't how big yall think ducks are but that is way bigger than a duck.

why else would I come out?

I'd totally go out with anyone who asked me this.

guys. someone deleted my post about to gather more people. I don't think it's gonna happen :((((

Someone go make a kickstart thing.

That's not actually the reasoning behind Blink-182's name. They wanted to name themselves just "Blink" but that name was already taken so they added the "182" for reasons unknown.

it's because the U.S. is choosing to make a big deal out of it. To everyone else it's just what should happen. The U.S. wants gratitude for what's expected of them.

I'm sitting in class. I can't cry now. ( ；´Д｀)

Wouldn't the book stairs be hard to walk on unless all your books are the same size?

I haven't even ever seen someone carry books like in movies. Do you guys not have binders and backpacks?

How did he get back above water if his suit was so big and heavy?

I was asleep in the back of a car on a road trip with my friends and they played "My songs know what you did in the dark". I heard it and immediately woke up and all my friends laughed cause my first worlds were "FALL OUT BOY!"