Why would you do that?

I live in Dallas and that's 100% accurate

So what does it look like then?

Spanish. Can someone pleasecome get me I'm sooo bored

I hate pickles so I've never noticed but that sounds like something we would do

GUYS IT WOULD ONLY BE A 20 DOLLAR NOSE BLEED

This is the best representation of my life right now.

When a picture says "file too large" it's referring to how much storage it takes up and how high the resolution is. You might have a really small penis but if you have a high resolution camera then your phone might still say "file too large".

THIS IS SUCH A FUN GAME YALL SHOULD PLAY IT

That's crap and to anyone who says I'm "being a feminazi", I support equal rights not the superiority of any specific gender

I just watched these movies and this was my first thought upon seeing the "alternate universe"

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d7/d7f2e6d71155b5e067f4f72abd02f31569e99de763416493425b726da4be4d75.jpg

At first I thought that meant that they had retired from being British and German, like how do you retire from a nationality?

this is disrespectful to Halloween. shut up with your Christmas trees in October