This. This is genius.

"Who ordered the boot?"

)oh god why...?(

... I sang this

I definitely tried this after seeing it

And Marijuana's street talk for Cannnabis....

But we still have tumblr. And Facebook. And Instagram. And FS.

wut dat isn't a penguin how dare u he can b whoeva he want

And then if you so much as twitch the connection to the universe is lost and suddenly you're super uncomfortable and you try to get back in the same position but it isn't the same

The Finding Nemo one's a little loose

Thanks to whoever put this together :)

plz someone rite dis thing now

I read this is Snape's voice

See also: Don't Give Your Baby A Fucking iPad if You Really Must Bring Him.

"It was actually very beautiful"

Was not expecting that end.

For those who aren't keyboardist/pianist, that's the D note they're pressing.