On the set of Satan's Alley...

I'm okay with Terry Crews as Ariel and Snoop as Flounder. Kevin Hart can go straight to hell, though. James Earl Jones as Sébastien would be way better.

He's also the Kurgan in Highlander.

The Elric Saga is a direct antithesis to The Lord of the Rings.

Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

This reminds me that one year my father sent my sister a birthday card in which he spelled "sweetie" correctly, second guessed himself, then changed it to "sweaty". Fifteen years later, that is still my sister's nickname.

So finally the property in Macon, GA, would be worth something? No, it'd still be a shit hole.

Their entire team bats like they're blind anyway. Why not complete the picture?

Shit's on fire, yo.