Will someone please explain this to me? I do not get the joke

Hipster. Trying to get ahead of the other protesters. Protesting the war before it was a thing

No matter what the species, they all have that mother like instinct.

He looks like the Iron Giant

Actually the last one is in Old English and was spoken up to 1150 and had a very large Germanic vocabulary which makes it look nothing like today's English. It is what Beoweulf (did I spell that right?) was originally written in and many other very very very old works of literature and the bible, when they started writing the bible in vernacular instead of just Latin. I have had to learn the Our Father in Old English and speaking it sounds a lot like grunting with all the different sounds and characters put together, which makes it tough for modern day English speakers to read and speak.

That's so cool! I've always wondered how that's made and now I know!! Thanks dude!!

I wish I had enough money to buy a watch! He's so lucky!!! Guess it will take many more years of hardwork!!

Well that explains why I'm so happy XD