abstermonk

abstermonk


Proud band geek. Best friends with emilyamazing so be jealous. Kik me: abby_osborne

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When you see it 18 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
I wouldn't have seen it if I didn't know I was looking for something
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Omg what 6 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
I like how he went back 2 days later to type this
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Just ignore me if I do that x) 3 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
I just found the perfect picture of how I feel. I have anxiety so if people don't respond my brain makes me think the worse. Then I annoy them until they respond. And then they hate me.
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Oh my sweet baby jesus 27 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
From the wrappers on the floor I'm sure the tampons and pads were. But the dildos on the other hand
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Me 11 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Unpopular opinion. Proceed with caution
I honestly think this series has drug on way too long. They're trying to find out the same thing for 5 seasons now.
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Aww 37 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
That uncle deserves a metal
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Hmm 19 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
How does that even look like a carrot?
Privates of the Caribbean 9 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
The girl on the far right looks like Barbie
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Sleep well tonight 23 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Is it sad that I don't like scary movies so the only reason I know a lot of them are from all the Scary Movies series
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Iphone evolution in one picture 19 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Where did the headphone jack go?
Tech advice 28 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Clipconvert.cc
Title 90 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
So accurate
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50 shades of subway 8 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
confused
They said he was crazy 9 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
What happens if you're really tired and have to leave the house. That's a lot of effort
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I wanna be 18 11 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Or 18 for lotto tickets
Everybody was kung fu fighting 4 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
They would make a good marching band
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I knew the walls have ears, but this. 9 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
He said he had to jack off to it. Meaning he doesn't anymore. Meaning last week his mom took it away so he had to. If he still didn't have it he would say he has to jack off to it.
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I knew the walls have ears, but this. 9 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Said his mom took them last week
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Our son, Kanye 11 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
And that's proper grammar?
"Gay mom" "Goat lay" 5 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Hey now You're an all star get your game on go play
Hey now You're a rock star get your show on get paid
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Googled "Sassy Chicken" was not dissapointed 7 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
How long is a minuet?
Garlic bread is love, garlic bread is life. 8 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
I don't like garlic bread
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Lightbulbs 6 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
It's cool to watch. Just let it happen
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So what if your dog says it with a manly voice.. that's scary 2 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
If my dog talked at all high pitched or low pitched I'd be scared
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Bieber gets Roasted 18 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
What channel and when?
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