abstermonk

abstermonk


Proud band geek. Best friends with emilyamazing so be jealous. Kik me: abby_osborne

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Right in the feels 13 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Or just "No!!! I'll let you send whatever. I won't reply anymore"
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Dogs are always there for you 7 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Those booties
Prom 14 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
My best friend and I had the same color dress. We didn't mean it. We just both fell in love with our dresses and they happened to be the same color
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Costumes- male versus female 11 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
I'm a girl and I would much rather wear the full clown fish costume
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When you see it... You'll be disappointed 6 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
*for those who don't see it*
It looks as if the brunette is basically near the green shirt girl vagina.
But really the brunette is hold her leg and the green shirt girl's legs shifted to the side.
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*cough age matters 48 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Sure age doesn't matter. Have fun in jail!
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Prom 14 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
They aren't?
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Amen to that 5 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
I got my nails done in october and at the end of April I still had it on my big toe
Can you smell what The Rock's eating? 6 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
I totally read "need some ice cream for that burn?"
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Any of you remember this song? 20 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Stacy's mom has got it going on
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Every man's dream 25 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Start to a porno?
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"You don't need this, fatty" 47 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
I feel like this is fake
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Elementary school in a nutshell 44 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Everything but the apple
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The flowers 9 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
No guest. It means like REALLY something.
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Bizzare Laws 23 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
Well that's the point of laws..
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Tables have turned 16 comments
abstermonk · 8 years ago
There is a such thing as porn awards?
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Poor dude 13 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Woo new people
Poor dude 13 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
*looks both ways* no
How to get blacklisted, like a pro 7 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
I girl right next to his finger isn't flipping him off. Good girl
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Poor dude 13 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
Perks of dating me. My name is Abby and this won't happen to you.
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Short girl problems 33 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
I'm 5'3" and my growth plates are gone. 5'3" for life
The batman effect 3 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
whoa the guy from breaking bad is the dad on malcolm in the middle????
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Seriously, f*ck your life, though... 11 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
The one about virginity and the couch: That's not losing your virginity. You're all good
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Ariana was struggling 8 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
*cue mexican music*
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Let yourself in 8 comments
abstermonk · 9 years ago
The start of a porn
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