I would probably drop my fork and try to get it and end up dying over a fucking fork

Must. Be. My. Wife.

YES!!!! THANK YOU GENIUS SIR!! But I'll probably get suspended for this oh well it's all worth it.

Hopefully she's still climbing down and slips and falls and dies

Try not to cry try not to cry ah crap I can't help it

Good guy Keanu

When I saw the title I was here we go again then I saw the saw pic and it made me laugh! Thanks for making my day!

I see what you did there

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Abortion and prosituition are both wrong they should both be illegal

Well we know who begged for forgiveness alright and it wasn't God

Both

Fuck you Steve

What about flight of the bumblebee or dubstep?

Most people looked up to actors and singers as kids I looked up to Bo Jackson and Bugs Bunny

My cat killed a bunny yesterday and I had a funeral for him

I hate sex addicts and people that are gay that ACT on their feelings

I vote yes

Yeah I didn't want to sleep anyway

Hipster J.R.R Tolkien

My last name is Swanson

Makes sense if you don't think about it

Yep always happens

If only it was live