Adam44

adam44


Grand Lord Adam, Supreme Emperor of the Sugar
Casually shaves with Occam's Razor

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Bisexuality is my passion 20 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
@karlboll You forgot about me in your list. Now I'm upset.
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Which rope do you reccomend to hang myself? 8 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
I was in school with a couple kids that had asthma. It's insane watching an asthmatic child running around during gym class then having to be escorted to the office to use their inhaler. I didn't understand very well at that age and considered it odd. Now I see the stupidity it truly is and shake my head at such irresponsible laws.
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Sent dog outside for standing on the table 1 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Good boy.
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progress 2 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
3 cups of flour, 2 cups of baking powder, 1 federal agent.
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found this old post 6 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
I want that cat.
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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Well someone is. Their population size is doing pretty well.
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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
God bless the British.
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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Purple actually. The colour of royalty.
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*chunk ching* 3 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Let us pretend.
I also love how that's a .303 Lee Enfield.
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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Only when I dance.
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Its embarrassing 6 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
You're probably right. Math isn't something I concern myself with highly but I have that tendency towards other areas of my work.
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Its embarrassing 6 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Really? Hmm, I find not solving them mentally on a consistent basis makes my confidence wane.
Its embarrassing 6 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
At work there's a calculation that's needed to be done every hour. The answer is always 31 or less. Everyone of my coworkers uses it regardless of how simple the math is. It's terrifying.
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We used to party like it was 1999. 2 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Hopefully.
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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
I thought I was the only one who turned into a muscular white guy when the bus driver turns. Hmm, this is an odd phenomenon.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Chandler approves of this message.
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Three Hugh Jackmans? Yes please 1 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
I hate you, @cakelover. Lol
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It's true 1 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
@Cakelover I laughed my ass off.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
First on the list! Suck it, peasants.
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Don't deserve Jared [buying wine at the movies] 7 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Unless he's attractive @hunk_o_junk.
Bye bye promises 5 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
But they don't have brains.
Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Grab my phone and send it to you guys.
Apparently my phone is for sale and I'm just finding out about this.
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Bye bye promises 5 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Bleach is for after the corrective measures, @Xvarnah.
too much effort tbh 4 comments
adam44 · 3 years ago
Does anybody know how to stir their food?