Wow Bob. This is hilarious. I also hate my wife. How is Brenda and the kids?

And the Grand Prize winner...T H E H Y P N O T O A D

I thought about this recently
I think it's because when a person dies in a movie we all subconsciously know that it's an actor playing a character. (Character) isn't dying because (character) isn't real.
But we see a dog as a dog. And it's sad when a dog dies.

Cool. I hate this

I've never felt bad for the company. I feel bad for the people at work who have to pick up my slack.

Titan Tower. No contest

The Australian Prime Minister is doing absolutely nothing while the country is being burned alive by bushfires. For those who don't know.

this is where I draw the line, internet

His fur? Whack! His roar? Whack! The way he hibernates? Whack! Me? I'm tight as FUCK!

Oh no. Marty's being erased from the timeline!

Beastmaster!

Meet your heroes, then destroy them

I've never seen anything so terrifying in my life

The Tony Hawk effect

Does anyone else think this looks like Jake Gyllenhaal or is it just me?

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

10 years ago my family got a dog and called him Archie. 2 weeks ago we decided that Archie was short for Archduke Franz Ferdinand

They should do the same for antivax kids

Appropriate using Schwazenegger considering he looks like the fucking predator

The secret ingredient is crime

Reading this actually gave me slight anxiety

Why don't all buildings have badass statues on them? Legitimately?

Here lies Hamish. He was a great guy at once but I didnt think it would ever get to me again but he said I would be happy with the same time if you were going out for a bit but I'm sure you guys are doing a great time