Don’t be dirty in them then ;)

Some guys think girls will get off during sex just because they have a big cock lmao

Is that a pun?

It slipped off

We’re not talking about tinkerbell? And I’m pretty sure she was dropped from the Disney princess group a few years back

Maybe the spellings for different grains were some of the things they didn’t cover

When did I say that?

Give it a break, hun

I can’t type properly, I’m cringing too much xD

“Hey are you going to see Fantastic Beasts and where to find them? I have a spare ticket”
“Yeah I’m going with my mum and dad!”
I still cringe when I see him

The backache is finally worth it

Sssssshhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuusssssssshhhhhhh

Why are you like this

Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD