I have no problem admitting Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop is a handsome fellow in the Johnny Depp sense of the word.

#7 was pretty accurate. Painted the picture perfectly.

You have to get permission from congress to perform an act of war I thought? Checks and Balances and Democracy and all that shit

1 hour in Phoenix: 117 degrees, sandstorm, Lightning, flash flood, 117 degrees.

Different body? How do you explain these scars? And 1000 Terabytes is a Petabyte. Oh how I wish America would bite the bullet and adopt the metrics system. In third grade I had a dream about a fucking Vampire. I guess I just forgot about that casual run in. If your brain is able to create places that don't really exist why not people? The eyes are the strongest muscles in your body. Where is all my arm hair going?

On a very related note. Did you know you can max out your comments for a day at 60? I just had a very real "What the fuck am I doing with my life moment" anyways carry on with your Periods.

All three of them Sank? Is that just bad luck or what?

I bought a pack of cigarettes when I first turned 19. couldn't become addicted don't know why.

I figured Hyenas were cats, I mean those maniacal laughs. You know they're trying to take over the world.

That was one of the reasons Wall-E was so cool

Dirty mind

"Happiness is submission to God" They couldn't have at least made it seem like less of a threat.

Being a little selective aren't we?

Tony Stark once said: "I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once." In so many words it's about making a point.

Office Space

Why would they deny shelter for animals?

I want it though