She could just be tan.

Something you might not know about towels is they can bend and mold to fit any shape. Like a hole in the ground.

So is every other phone in it's class.

A father has a daughter. The daughter also has a mother.

But they already set sail and sank?

What is there not to get?!

Hahahahahaha It's weirder now.

Why?

God damn it.

Have you tried using it in sandwiches?

Pussy.

This got out of hand fast. I was joking.

Are we the aliens?

No, because SHE must have known how her comment played into her username. So it's not a coincidence either.

That's Drake Bell.

Damn English always trying to be superior and shit.