And lightning storms every night and flash floods and flash sand storms. Wolf Spiders chilling in your house like you're friends or some shit. Scorpions hiding behind things waiting for the opportune moment, and the Heat. It's very Hellacious. And I only vacation there.

Maybe you should start praying to a god that you don't believe in

So you're still alive but you're barely breathing?

It go*

Just kidding his name was Phillip

He was black. I named him Andre.

My Gold fish died 3 years ago

A moth the Size of your hand is way better than a wasp the size of your hand.
"Hey is that a bird in the pool?" "HOLY SHIT" Arizona

Success is change

I mean It always seemed like fluffybunny was kinda a bitch. No offense tho..

Root beer float. third grade party. They all wanted me to drink it so bad and I didn't.

Can I ask why you're always so eager to share that fact?

I've never noticed that

I don't think during a war you can very successfully capture and jail all of your enemies. It's not like they're gonna let themselves be captured and put on trial.

The notion that people think the government is somehow this foreign and invading force of all evil, that has taken over the legitimate rulership of our country is silly. Hey guys, it's us...we are the government, it's a direct reflection on us a society. Don't like what the government looks like, acts like? Think they are scared and self-serving? Of course they are, they are a direct reflection of much of US American society. Quit crying about it & change the way we as a society functions.

I thought they were both girls

What? What would happen? Nothing bad I hope

Hey you're gonna be that guy

Can you imagine the people that fuck up on roundabouts? driving in that?