Once.

I remember in like third grade some girl in my class said she tried a mermaid spell and it actually worked. I went home and looked up something like this, did it, then got really scared and touched water but nothing happened. Good times, good times.

You were in my way

When Daft Punk killed Morgan Freeman..

Obama: I believe in helping the greater good
Michelle: I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get

They missed the opportunity to make a doge one.

Sign in so we can see more of your sick paintings omg

The kid standing on his mom's butt...

I'm not trying to be a Debby Downer or anything but even mocking it isn't funny. If the condition is really severe it can be horrific and if that happened to you or someone close to you, you wouldn't be laughing.

I'm laughing really hard. It works perfectly to Dark Horse.

We all depend on the beast below.

The only time I look forward to commercials. Not very many good ones this year. The horse and dog one was pretty darn cute, though.

I think the movies were fairly accurate to the book (except HBP that movie sucked in my opinion) but Percy Jackson would be a whole other story...

It's waining, it's pwoing. Sherwock iz boring.

Hey it's Franklin! Come on over to my house!

That was the most gruesome show I've ever seen. It starts out all happy and friendly and then one trip and it's blood and guts and gore.

Much safety, very baby. Wow.

Your username is kind of fitting...

I can't believe it's not butter!

Would it really be worth it?