I just spent five minutes staring at the ceiling

he got some sleep in the end

tiptoe...through the tulips..

reminds me of the Office

billy didn't include that information in the original question, so BILLY is a fucking asshole

looks as straight as ellen

he looks big and strong doing that, but it is exceedingly easy to hold a gators mouth shut. All of their jaw muscles are for snapping it shut

I actually hate this

wtf they see a dude has a bug bulge and theyre like uh yeah we're gonna need to check that out sir pull down your pants

that's not a bad recreation

also you'll get cavities or scurvy

dedication

walk up on the left side

"buy some oat bran faggot" im dying who the fuck says that

*these are bad news*

doesn't look like a drunk haircut to me

congratulations. You played yourself

these never fail to make me cringe. Everyone has a hilarious joke like this for me on st. Patrick's day. One of the things I dislike about America

you can still see the invisibility cloak when its not being worn

its fake guys

Improvise. Adapt. Over - oh shit

maybe its incest

your cat would hate that feeling if they're not already hairless

shouldnt the signs on the bottom be switched