inception

yes! goddamit he reminds me of that one kid that always has to correct something. UM ACTUALLY

Onward, noble steed!

those pants look like they are waiting for you to fall asleep so they can strangle you

"sir please don't do that"

someone always has to make it weird

we need an exorcist

reminds me of a gremlin

great now I won't have to pay extra for a headache

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g force in a nutshell

my uncle actually had a pet seal. Great conversation piece. He was in some Netflix show about wacky animal pets

one buzzfeed article gives you +200 iq duh

hey, nudes are nudes

now that's talent

"you wanna go bruv?"

dear god thats fucked up

a paychecks a paycheck

must be australia

get with the times notch, you old faggot

binbows

fukn dope