He needs an assistant to the regional manager

lmao that got me

Good to see some people still have some culture

Fuck you father! I'm going to the shiny yellow ball!

But of course it's mostly populated by europeans

Don't do it he's blowing smoke up your ass!

MANDELA EFFECT

that's not how straws work

kirby takes on the power of my carpet lint

life imitates art

except if you live in a communist country you won't be able to afford a beer to open

they suck so hard they drain her life force

maybe he's treating himself

oh how the turns have tabled

looks like it's growing grass on its head

sex angels

maybe it's a publicity stunt?

jesus that must be fully 1,000 pounds!

force of habit

Maybe if he hadn't dodged them he wouldn't have died a virgin

poor kitty

he must have escaped from the back!