stress waffle eating

how many layers does it go? Can we go . . . one layer deeper?
*inception theme plays*

anyone else think he looks similar to Michael fassbender?

if she would do it to someone else, she thinks it's acceptable and would do it to him too

that's kind of weird if you think about it. They're like sending mind waves that say "I am a human baby. I am one of you. Love me. Feed me. Love me."
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not that i don't love dogs

I like to know exactly whose asses have been on the seat I'm sitting on

that's an impressive dog skeleton

improvise. adapt. irrigate.

well, technically he's not wrong

this is how I imagine Fiona looked as a child ogre

hopefully he gets a good payoff after putting 5+ years into it! Risky business

niiiiiiiiiice

yo daddy jokes

the last one is 90% of people I know

so damn extra

oh jeez what was he thinking

real life iron man

optimism isn't always realistic, but being pessimistic doesn't make you smarter

who tf is driving a truck right next to a rocket taking off

it's called a fart