duplication

supply and demand

Once phineas and ferb go off to college it's bye bye mr. platypus

"looking to make a hot friend" very slick, very subtle

fair play to him

why is planning a trip on my elbow? why is exercising on my ankle? why the fuCk are family and friends on my crotch? Why is being closer to work on my knee? so many questions

"man"? HE has a name! respect it!

well he did fuck up big time with the Wii U. Those things suck

I would want off that plane

2 on defense, 2 on offence

proudfoot

*whispers* I'll never hurt you again

I used to think teachers lived at school! now they will

fuckin left authoritarians

I tongue you too

I don't care what kind of degree other people have, that doesn't make my opinion invalid. You don't have to be a genius to have political opinions

poor asians with their phonetically english names

do science AND drugs

cartoonists get tired

I didn't know that Nick Offerman was a nerd with a vagina

now a vegan must eat him. The cycle continues.

that so dope! They had memes in the 17the century!