afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Every nurses wet dream 29 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
He's just cut off the pressure with his other hand and would have been pumpin his hand/arm
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Every nurses wet dream 29 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Or heroin
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Good girl Katniss 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Fuck
These holes are the reason people don't walk barefoot in Australia 25 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
The Ol' trapdoor spider. Kept be entertained for hours as a kid.
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Banksy. 17 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Ahh Banksy. One of the best man.
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'Stralia 42 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Not a surprise though
Subwoofers 3 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Brilliant.. fucking brilliant
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'Stralia 42 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I can't say I've had the same experience. Although I tend to baffle people with bush slang: lets fang it up the rub-a-dub for a coupla schooeys, then hit the frog and toad to punch some billies of hoota.
That's about as bogan as it gets
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'Stralia 42 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I'm going to assume its our accent, they can't trust people they don't understand..
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Drunk at the Olive Garden 2 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Nick fucking Offerman
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Just so you know 21 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Butt means vagina?? Wtf
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Just so you know 21 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Exactly the same for Australia. The old saying is ' Call mates cunt, Call cunts mate'.
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We supported Canada, we'll support you too, France 24 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
I just find it funny that whoever made this feels like it's americas job to dictate where this 'freedom' goes. France has successfully deployed its military in its former empire all over the world(most recently fighting al qeada in Mali) without America.
Americas attempt to bring 'Freedom' to Africa ended fucking horribly
Terry Crews. That is all 10 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Terry loves his yoghurt.
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Remember children you can't be sad unless you're the sad-est 12 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
True... But there's kids in Africa with no legs.
Perspective
My dog 18 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
I'm not crying. It's just raining on my face
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Cool smoking pipe 3 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Source!
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They're Turning Into Vampires 6 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Toothless?
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Building shelters for the homeless 7 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
That's fantastic and all. Really.
But I can't help thinking they are just people kennels...
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Shots fired 7 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
I'm going to miss the report
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Dr. Dre is a hypocrite 4 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Everyone is a hypocrite in some way.
But that's low
Parks and rec 1 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Parks and Recreation always says what I'm thinking.
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The "starter pack" starter pack 6 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Spot on dear boy, spot on.
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Polite sword fighter 12 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Damn fangirls bringing Tom and Ben into everything. It's already two dope characters, with no equal.
Leave Wesley and inigo be as they be yuh
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Good news everyone! 10 comments
afungusamongus · 10 years ago
Bravo
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