afungusamongus

afungusamongus

The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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What a Time to be Alive 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Did he get a discount or...
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The best kiss ever 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
A brief moment of love between two creatures and never again the twain shall meet
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This thought came to me when I was lying on my bed 26 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
How Is This An Unpopular Opinion? Without The Threat Of Jail I Would Kill You All.
I'm Totally Fine With That
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We are all sound like pirates 26 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Yeah most people can infer from context.
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In an epic movie 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I'm peicing together a movie script in this fashion.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE THE ONLY AMERICAN SINGING HIGHSCHOOL ? 3 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
It's from SNL.
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Amen 71 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
*triggered*
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Teachers 1 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Slow clap.
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The uncommon cloud edge 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Glitch in the matrix man
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Guys I found him!! 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
....India
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3 outcomes 3 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Fake.
Its always porn or murder
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That must be heartbreaking 14 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
12 years a slob
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Someone is too good at their job 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Bruce*
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The size of Andre the Giant's hand compared to a regular can 3 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Anybody wanna peanut?
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Iron man would be an awesome parent. 14 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
LLAAAMMEE
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A little late but I couldn't stop thinking about it 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
To burn later...
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A castle made of hay bales 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Crack a coupla tinnies
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OMG I'M NOW IN THE EARLY STAGE OF A HARDCORE SHIPPER! 75 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
TL;DR
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A place to think 23 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
That there is joint smoking country if ever I've seen it
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Bicultural people may change their personality when they switch languages 17 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Bilingual
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Um...so yeah 20 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Fucking poetry
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Opening a beer 18 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
It's tv dude...
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At least he tried 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Tumblr... Talking out their ass.
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The perfect illustration of bliss 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
You didn't know what bliss was? Dubious..
Every time I have a great dream 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I did that this morning. And by this morning I ment this afternoon. I sleep till one....
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