afungusamongus
The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.
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I need a friend like this :/ 25 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Worth dying for?
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Well, you are what you eat 2 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
I hope Ian McKellen took this photo. Him and Partick Stewart have the fucking coolest bromance
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So deep... 2 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Sooo when you can't see your shadow it has abandoned you. Right?
This is why you only trust God?
The bloke who is renowned for being a difficult to see.
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This is why you only trust God?
The bloke who is renowned for being a difficult to see.
Wings of death 7 comments
A russian astronomist once said 9 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Nobody is in charge. Either work for your slice of the pie or don't.
...420
.....blaze it...
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...420
.....blaze it...
One of life's Mysteries 24 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
In the novel series his name was Taka. It means 'dirt' or 'trash' in Swahili, or sometimes means 'want'.
After a fight with some water buffalo (he was trying to trick Mufasa being jealous of him being next inline) he was scarred.
From then on he insisted he was called, and would only answer to, Scar
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After a fight with some water buffalo (he was trying to trick Mufasa being jealous of him being next inline) he was scarred.
From then on he insisted he was called, and would only answer to, Scar
It turn people into beasts 4 comments
He fell asleep with the ball in his mouth 8 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Somebody is going the right way about getting their belly rubbed.
Now who's-a-choogeymdjrkrmwkdmdmdkguurrrr
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Now who's-a-choogeymdjrkrmwkdmdmdkguurrrr
"Don't worry about Jamal, he's just a friend." *9 months ago* 25 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Stay with her, go crazy and invent split personality called hank. Then take a dump on some guys lawn and harass an albino.
Then you end up with renee zellweger somehow. It's pretty dope
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Then you end up with renee zellweger somehow. It's pretty dope
Well, truth has a way of coming out. 7 comments
Holding hands in the car 2 comments
Tale of the Dancing Man 37 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Both Pharrell and Moby have agreed to come tear it up at this party. It's goin to be fucking bomb
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Ballet is Metal 19 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Isn't it a square wood block in the bottom? It still takes talent though, lots and lots.
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Oh that's right...You're a b*tch 4 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Or when you both get back together for a booty call, and look at each other after...
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So many people are gonna be like this… 4 comments
