afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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1920's Diving Suit 16 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Heaps bioshock
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The real reason why Fall Out Boy had to save rock and roll 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Not born in the wrong gen. Just because my taste in music differs makes me no snob. Just having a giggle based on my opinion and sharing my comment. As is my right and yours. No qualms here.
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The real reason why Fall Out Boy had to save rock and roll 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Ahhhhhahah. Aha ahem. Thank you I havnt laughed like that in years.
Implying that any of those bands were holding rock and roll.
That's humour.
oh aziz 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
It's a joke... Ergo the dick sucking. Make an account, infer humour through context.
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For ladies and also gay gents 16 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Specifically a nervous guy me thinks
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Well this is awkward... 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
How? This child isn't being beaten. Hes being disciplined.
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oh aziz 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Implying that straight guys don't read books, take showers OR suck dicks... Disrespectful..
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Who wants Nightmares? 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Why are they running away? They just want them to join the lollipop guild.
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A very powerful bite 12 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Two giant prehistoric animals now trapped in an eternal struggle. This shit is bonkers
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Someone lost control today 13 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Kill yourselves...
So true 4 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
DAYUM! Paging doctor johnston to the burn unit.
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Wisdoms of the Great Danosaur. 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Jesus thats a sheltered bubble.. Everything ends, life ends. How to you expect to cope when a friend or family member die if finishing or book or series is "life destroying"?
Smile because it happened.
I can't beleib it's not beiber 19 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
A fucking year later?!
The right way to travel 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
"The fuck is this? Where the fuck is my beer?"
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This man is incredible 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I fucking knew it....
*glares at milk*
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But why 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Hahaha job interveiw. Brilliant.
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When the teacher doesn't believe you did your homework... But you did #MrChowSwag 4 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Community.
This show speaks my changuage
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"You don't need this, fatty" 47 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Hahah snowdogz totally didn't have that comment when I wrote mine. Edit.
But hey, I'm sure you need a win.
"You don't need this, fatty" 47 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Weed won't get your foot cut off
Who doesn't like Harry Potter? :D 19 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Parks and Recreation>Supernatural
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Don't drink too much at this bar 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
*slowly grabs skateboard*
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I'm so doing this 21 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
1. Because the are profitable
2. Because making children is cheaper than buying them
3. Of course they hate coal mines, coal mines suck. That's why they are down there and I am not
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I'm so doing this 21 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
When I have kids they'll work in my coal mine
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