afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Merely pretending 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Garth Merenghi you beautiful son of a bitch
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Hell yeah! 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
And of course Aquaman=real life.
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Only lazy people know the struggle 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
When your mate left no blankets and you crash at his
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Just my expensive unpopular opinion 16 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Can't blow lines off an mp3 file
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A rare image of a peac*ck flying. 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Phoenix**
Hell yeah! 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Neptune=Roman, Poseidon=Greek.
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Lol when will that ever happen 12 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Jiminey jilickers radioactive man! I'm sure glad you pointed that out!
Of course it is, still made me chuckle.
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Just a Dog with a knife 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Touché
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Australian Police Officers... Gotta love 'em 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
You laugh but that duck has a string of assault convictions. I'm glad he's off the streets.
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Does part gay still count as hella gay? 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I can safely say that I am %100 straight. But I can defiantely recognise when a dudes got his shit going on
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Does part gay still count as hella gay? 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Doesn't just happen to chicks. I can recognise a good lookin dude and appreciate
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Dudley has changed a lot 14 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Not sure why you got that downvote. The actors name is Harry...
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"It's called fashion, mom; look it up!" 29 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
At the airport:
*beep*
"...fuck...."
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Sweet sweet karma 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
True, you can't buy back time. Or dignity.
Even though the court eventually overturned it, you cannot buy back the knowledge that your friends/family believed that you were a rapist.
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WHERE DID I GO WRONG???? 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Ice is slang for meth amphetamine, glassware is slang for pipe.....
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WHERE DID I GO WRONG???? 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
It'll be way worse on the glassware dude
Yes that's a tent 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Poor asshole or probably totally stoked genius
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And stands to make 300,000 euros a day if it continues 6 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Chump change for that MF
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Not sure if real life 68 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
No escape from reality....
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Fangirls and Fanboys will understand. 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Booyah
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WHERE DID I GO WRONG???? 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
This speaks to me. Extacy is a false love kids
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And you wake up all sweaty 2 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Although if you're a Sherlock fan you definitely know what season its is...
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Ac4 is just beatiful 12 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
AC4 was by far the most interesting and dynamic. It contained a farcry-esk hunting element. Including whale and shark hunting. Epic motherfuckin ship battles. And of course the stealth of AC.
Kendrick was the anti hero too, a drunken womaniser
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I think I'm ready for a baby. 11 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Death does not kill people, simply transports souls. Or in this case, raises.
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We all did 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
KICK IT UNDER THE SHELF! There is no crime if there's no motherfucking evidence!
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