afungusamongus
The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.
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Chris Pratt. Troll king 12 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Did he have beer though?
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Sorry folks 11 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Everyone who blazes goes through an infatuation stage with weed, it's normal. It's because there's this thing that's completely counter-culture and ileagle and your told your whole life that you shouldn't do it. Then you try it and not only is it not dangerous it's fucking awesome. it sparks a fundamental thought in questioning the rules.
Plus you know, cartoons become pretty sweet.
Plus you know, cartoons become pretty sweet.
This story was wild from start to finish 16 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
The concept of penguin stealing happened. I thought that was clear from the context dude. Super sorry if I got you all confused
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This story was wild from start to finish 16 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
I'm aware of that, ergo I stated they were pissed up poms. Just thought it was relevant/ funny.
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This story was wild from start to finish 16 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Happened a year or two ago in Australia.
Some pissed up pommies got bladdered and nicked a penguin. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2132326/British-trio-face-court-stealing-penguin-drunken-night-out.html
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Some pissed up pommies got bladdered and nicked a penguin. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2132326/British-trio-face-court-stealing-penguin-drunken-night-out.html
Shots fired. 5 comments
when you see it 12 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Wait... that's not how your hairdresser does your hair?! You mean I've been sucking my hairdressers Dick for no reason this whole time?!
Why didn't anyone tell me !!!
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Why didn't anyone tell me !!!
Classic 33 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Why is it that most of all picky eaters have chicken nuggets in their limited selection of food? Curious.
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Fries or burger first 25 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
You know I'm not really sure. It's always just a greasy blur of shame...
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Merely pretending 6 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Garth Merenghi's Dark Place. Its hilarious and a lot of the humour comes from it bring shit on purpose
Awesome idea for college party 13 comments
afungusamongus
· 9 years ago
Much funnier if you just gave them to them. Sold though? There's no need to rip people off
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