afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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My goal for 2016 is to accomplish my goals of 2015 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Last year I promised to quit smoking, but that would involve me quitting drinking or at least taking a break. So once again my hands are tied.
Party on Wayne
In response to kittycat_47's post... 18 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Oh the horror!
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afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I do all of that with my male friends.
*squints again* 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I agree, the far left is just as scary as the far right. Feminazis are making some women afraid to associate with the movement, and political correctness is getting out of control to the point where you can't offend anyone.
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*squints again* 15 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Also as far as men go, we are on average, on the higher scale of IQ or bottoming out. Where as women on average are majority in the middle. This is a high contributing factor in men filling the worlds prisons.
You gotta make do
Pose with me 4 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Like dis?
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Obese kids should be illegal 43 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Hahaha, you're so funny
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100% Agree with this quote 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Totally depends. A moment of hesitation can lead to regret also. Every regretted not standing up for yourself? Not punching someone's punchable face?
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f*cking hate people like that 7 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
You fucking hate people like that? Dude, I didn't ask for your opinion.
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Ever seen an indian wedding? 30 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
With gay marriage illegal in India this takes a well needed stand.
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Why are we treating our prisoners better than out soldiers (in the US) 25 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Because US. Does any of it surprise us any more?
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My little brother is asking some quite advanced, but loaded questions 19 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
There's no God summer. I'm gonna rip that band aid off quick
Me too vending machine... 3 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Drake?
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Teletubbies left in the car for too long 12 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
It happened because it's they're.
They're terrifying.
THEY ARE.
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Cat looks like he had a rough night 4 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
It's got the 1000 yard stare of a Vietnam vet.
You weren't there man!
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Teletubbies left in the car for too long 12 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Chill grammar Nazis.
Also tellytubby black face
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This amused me 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Don't they navigate through electromagnetism? Me streaming peaky blinders in my hammock might be fucking up his shit.
Ahhh, the future.
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I guess they're trying to be festive, but 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Duck knight knows what's going down.
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Having sex outside 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Just roll with the vibes. Nature digs what you're on about and sent a lending hand. Or 6..
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You must bring me a subway train 33 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Nooh!
No no
Ni!
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This guy 21 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Driving Mrs. Daisy budget cuts.
Cute as hell though
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A tiger was devastated after she lost her cubs, so the zookeepers improvised 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Real pictures, false description.
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Silly kids 35 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Not sure about the downvotes here broseph. You are 100% correct. Being offended is a useless statement.
Flirting Mathematically 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
When did smooth and cheesy get all mixed up?
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