afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Sorry, boys! 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Who hurt you?
Sorry, boys! 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Look Up! Tis not a bird, but the joke. Soaring far above your head.
Art 13 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
The Ukraine?
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Sorry, boys! 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Holy fuck, I can't shitting wait.
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Seriously what is that?? 12 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Please use condoms
I still have a crush on him 18 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I'm a hetro dude. And as a young lad I wished I was this fine
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My son...You're doing the lords work! 12 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
The son said that. The five year old son. Must be true
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Rekt jap 20 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Don't get offended on other people's behalf
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Only you! 14 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
That cigarette you have at a time like this in your life is sometimes a fucking saviour. That smoke on the walk home is a crazy clarity.
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City in a ring. I need it 11 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I'd be a fair ruler. Cruel, but fair.
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Im moving to Austin 12 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Fuck people who live in a different climate!
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I can't be the only one right? 21 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Super common and rational thought. It's up there with 'am I the but of some cosmic joke' and mentally banging anyone you know who is semi attractive.
I would rather be Luis the d*ldo rubber in the back 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I don't understand, she looks lucky too me...
*sings* I know I'm not the only onee 24 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
All day every day
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Weed Carrots 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
This is a clever ploy. marijuana wouldn't be detectable amongst carrots as its all organic matter
When you a hypocrite 4 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Like a fuckin moth to flame dude.
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C? 12 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Fuck me if this isn't one of he most reposted things on the net
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He is right 1 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I always remember my dog at my folks place when I first started smoking. Boy was he disappointed with my behaviour
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Agreed 19 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Rule of threes man. Always happens.
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Bye Alan 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
R.I.P Hans. I would have loved a few more movies. And by a few I mean 394...
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Aquarium with built-in viewing chamber 6 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
It would still box my friend.
Aquarium with built-in viewing chamber 6 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I...I want to hotbox that.
Mexican tap water 15 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Sasquatch is real tho
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Which one? Comment below 73 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I'm so glad so many of you would choose dog! Definately not a dog typing this either.
Totally a regular person.
*wags tail*
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Mind f*ck 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Dude should be wearing gloves. No glove no love kids
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