afungusamongus
The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.
— afungusamongus Report User
Might be right 7 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
So does this mean people head butt each other or...
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Oh that DEFINITELY happened. I bet the guy just said 'hi' and it triggered her 20 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
I agree. Everyone is getting upset about a story with no credible sources. Dont get on a bandwagon with no fucking wheels.
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Need one! 26 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
Unfortunately I cannot read. I just type 'how?' under every post and hope for it to be relevant.
Dont point out my typing plot hole because then things really fall apart.
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Dont point out my typing plot hole because then things really fall apart.
Saving dogs from space 3 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
They are so stoked. "thank you! Space was cold and there was no pats!".
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Damn savage 2 comments
I'm 32 and this still happens 19 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
A constant struggle.
Adjust yourself? Go time
Scratching? Go time
A gentle south easterly wind? Oh you better believe it's go time.....
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Adjust yourself? Go time
Scratching? Go time
A gentle south easterly wind? Oh you better believe it's go time.....
Every seat in the car has a role 13 comments
More times than i'd like to admit 10 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
I'm terrible at unwrapping those. There's always paper left on it. Always eat it, no regrets
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Vainity 9 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
A man who gets rid of his beard for a woman deserves neither. Pfft let you include...
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No pizza rolls 13 comments
He really was perfect for the part 3 comments
Lit at McDonald 5 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
Not sure why the downvote dude. Totally agree. If your being a bro by sharing be a bro by not taking a fuckin photo.
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Make the perfect martini 8 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
I am a seasoned whiskey drinker but from time to time a dirty gin martini Hits the fucking spot. It's having a snack and getting bombed. Perfect.
Two sides of a girl 11 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
Sexiest on the right. I will always prefer a girl in her baggy 'laying around home' clothes. Gets me every time.
Cuddly shit right there
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Cuddly shit right there
Police has issued an APB for the suspect. 4 comments
afungusamongus
· 8 years ago
Haha saw this post and was about to say the same damn thing. 7 hours to late
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