afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Go green 2 comments
afungusamongus · 7 years ago
Envirodale!
I Wouldn't Trust Them 4 comments
afungusamongus · 7 years ago
"Come play with us" I know creepy twins when I sees em.
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Guilty 1 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Without sunglasses? Risky. One must hide their shame from the world
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Explains a lot 3 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I don't have a wife! Where's my sweet ride?!
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If China goes to the moon 8 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
French?
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Times have changed 8 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Absolutely, if your listening to rappers brag about having money then you are Certainly listening to the wrong hip hop.
Righteous Mic- Gone is the story of struggle. Listening to it right now
This cat library is the best idea ever 3 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I would be early for work for Desk kitten. Doubt I would get anything done though..
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Shock ending. 1 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Lies. It's always porn or murder.
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I'm an adult 7 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Mums never stop worrying about you.
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Y'know I'm so great at solving problems I'd make a great queen I should run for president 13 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Shakespeare pun?! Brilliant. I chuckled so vigorously I nearly lost my monocle.
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I lost my script :( 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
'properly break'. I love this film but a 4th wall break is a 4th wall break. No rights or wrongs
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The size of Pluto compared to Australia 10 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Pluto's a fucking planet!
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FYI guys 16 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Dicks with teeth?
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Some will understand 5 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
You're gonna need darker sunglasses there bucko
Every me Doctor, EVERY ME. 8 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Agreed. Dubious
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Exactly! 6 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
What if I've been kicked out of both?
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Enter title 19 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Because I smoke alot of weed, cook with cannabutter from time to time and I make green dragon tinctures couple times a year.
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Well... Childhood ruined 17 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
But the biggest 'adult joke that the kids wouldn't get' was calling the dude King Fuckwad.
Edit: Lord Fuckwad. Cheers aeacus.
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Enter title 19 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Yeah, Barcode is right. Not the way it works. THC needs to absorb onto alcohol or fats and this process can be specific. You can't just sprinkle your weed on shit and get high
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This is called LFS - learn more in comments 6 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Going sober for a month so I can recoupe my money, my motivation and my self respect.
Oh well
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Advanced technology... Right 16 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Ah Jim, Look, Robot-camels.
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also, ignore other asshole hipster-y teens 5 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Yeah adults don't hang shit on it as much as people in the same generations do. And always have.
A lot of people in the 70's hated disco. People like different shit
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Close enough 3 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Anybody wanna peanut?
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Well it's true 3 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
I agree with guest. Personally there's no love like a dog's.
I don't agree they are not smarter though. Dogs have been trained to do so many important things.
People say cats won't because they don't give a shit but this is just a personality trait we've projected that excuses the fact that cats don't have the mental capacity to undertake these tasks.
Are cats super cool pets with their own unique personalities? Yeahp.
Are they smarter than dogs. No
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