Holy nuggets they're pretty

I'm gonna back away and come back when things start making sense again

I don't get it, all I see is a window and some bowls?

Damn son I'll take ten

Aw Sheldo-you son of a bitch

IT IS SO PLUSH IN TEXTURE I DESIRE TO PERISH

I want a Sirius Black wanted poster .gif

*looks in mirror* Who is that attractive girl in there? *blows myself a kiss*

When they don't I always end up awkwardly putting my jacket on my lap

Wait what

In grade 6 my teacher gave us pretzels for Halloween -_-

Woo joint support! *lights blunt*

Hiccup beat the crap out of puberty

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. I think we all know what this one means-Fear of long words

I'm always the designated driver, cause I think alcohol tastes nasty

At least he's honest.

Aren't we all just emotionally compromised teenage girls sometimes

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!

That....sounds.....AMAZING *begins mass murdering people under the name Suspense*