Girl from the Ring, with a similar wig to Cady's

I wish I had this many cats

Why doth you torment me so

I feel threatened it looks like it's walking towards me

I wish MY last name was Dudemeister

I wish I was able to do this

Hehehe you got caught

"I know you want it"

Do you take requests for gay bodies?

This looks like something my boyfriend would do

I bet he loves playing chess with himself...this is so cute

I was always the one to get mad and flip the board

Damn I'm embarrassed for him

*sniffs air* wait, do y'all smell that? Smells like *inhales deeply* ahhhh, the sweet smell of irony

Wait what

That man is who I aspire to be in life

Hahaha fuck that *sets house on fire*

No but guys what if you accidentally use the pen yourself

On a related note, this movie was a cinematic masterpiece

Aaaaand now I'm broke

....You clever son of a bitch

I too, turn into a small, adorable kitten prone to falling over after standing still for a long time.

And that my friends, is I why I never want children

An attempt was made