aliceinwonderland
I was born, some shit went down, and here we are.
— Alice Report User
Men can fix anything 4 comments
aliceinwonderland
· 10 years ago
It ain't stupid if it works
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Beauty standards are getting weirder 17 comments
Questions like this should be banned 13 comments
Oddly shaped closet 26 comments
You have no authority in Fort Kickass! 4 comments
A climbing wall that doesn't need a harness 10 comments
A climbing wall that doesn't need a harness 10 comments
WebMD 4 comments
aliceinwonderland
· 10 years ago
Last time I check my symptoms on WebMD I convinced myself I had cancer because of a toothache
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Cool pocket 3 comments
aliceinwonderland
· 10 years ago
"Aw, your pocket is so cute! Where'd you get this shir-well fuck you too"
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This guy is not subtle at all 2 comments
aliceinwonderland
· 10 years ago
*sits there tapping foot* Well? I'm waiting? Who's a piece of shit?
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Sums up everything about me. 1 comments
Jerry seinfeld has a point 8 comments
aliceinwonderland
· 10 years ago
Because spiders are demons from hell and waxing makes my legs pretty and smooth
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And that kids, is how physics works 17 comments