this.

is this real?

You are gorgeous!!

This was the worst movie.

I just got my hair cut and as much as I also really don't!

wait till he gets to college.... He will have no one to tell it to except his future jobs.

I literally thought this was a squirrel at first at it scared the shit out of me!

I'm an opera singer. This happens a lot.

I'm literally dying right now

sorry to be a music nerd. ( I'm a musicology major). Mozart was actually not very popular in his day. People felt his music didn't make sense because he added dissonance and chords that were waaaayyy before his time. When he was younger people like him because he was a prodigy. Later on he was just crazy to people because he was such a genius people didn't understand his music.

I ran my car into the garage. This is worst

i understand you.

Ok so this totally looks like my boyfriend and me.... I swear it's not cause we would never do this and i would never wear anything like that but holy crap the resemblance... its crazy...

i love him... this is the best Halloween costume ever...

Pichu??

its called a Ghost Poop or "GP" for short.. we talk about poop in my music theory class a lot..

omg I live in Harris County guys.... trust me this doesn't surprise me at all...

ok I see how It is the freaking dog is locked in the back but the gummy bear oh no he gets to drive the freaking car... sad how society works...

Its a Dalek not a shower obviously

I had extremely loud and incredibly close and it was a picture of a man jumping of the twin towers...awkward