Lol that was definitely the same photographer for both pictures

Then when you need to make a turn you break your laptop.

Imagine if someone was saying something that you knew was a lie, so you interrupt them and just slip that on your ear and just watch their flustered embarrassed face

YoU can't mess with eminem

Why does mr Rogers look like he was thrown into a volcano?

That cat is a dog at heart. Look at the way it wags its tail

Why are there bowling balls in his eyes?

That's actually genius. Now there's no wax in the cake!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!! Lol love that movie

Maybe it's cause you're buying the cheap shit. Don't be mad and take your ass to the store and buy some glad, you cheap fuck

Someone paid a visit to Wikipedia

Only in Russia do gyms charge you for lifting tires and sledgehammers lol

I actually enjoy the trailers

No, no letter, elves leave them under your dentures when you sleep at 6 pm and you'll find them when you wake up up at 5

What's up with the fur on the back leg?

Omg a dementor! She's trying to steal my soul!