alittlebirdie


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Take care of the golf balls 19 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
You need to lighten up man. It's true what guest said.
Condom factory conspiracy 1 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
I've always thought, 'why doesn't someone like, fill it with water before using? That way you could tell if it was punctured.
Wizard Kitten 3 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
McGonagall... You've changed....
I don't know how to respond... 33 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
OH MY GOSH I CAN'T GET OVER THIS; I typed in 'Kim Kardashian', and it came up with 'Nipple Nibbler!'
HOLY CRAP I CAMT STOP LAUGHING.
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Wait, what?! 25 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
I just love the Snape meme. It fits a lot of situations. Especially this one.
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Pool Bowling 1 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Careful with your feet there.
How to piss off your nerdy friends 10 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
I'm a fan of both HP and PJ.
Does this face Make me look flat? 1 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Why yes. It does.
Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens 12 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
You know what? I wonder how many human mothers would do this for their children.
*squee* 19 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Really?
Fuutuuuuure 5 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Yeah, so you could take it with you to travel.
Whenever I read a post with lots of feels 16 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Seriously what is this from?
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Took me far too long 24 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Am I the only person that got it right away?
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Dementors get fashionable 7 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
This exceeds my EXPECTO-ations.
When boredom gets the better of you at McDonalds 4 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
I am going to do this.
Now this would be an interesting movie 5 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Rupert would be perfect!
Silver surfer syndrome 19 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
MY GOSH I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. My first thought when I saw the 'surfing' bit, I thought it meant that if you surf to often your hand turns silver from like, sticking your hand into the wave next to you. And then I read the comments.
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English lesson from one of my fav movies :) 17 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
I miss Robin.......
You'll never guess the password 10 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
You can actually just bust it open. Comes in handy if you forgot your password.
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10/10 would put it in deeper 4 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
pulpdrinker?
Anyway, uh, thanks for the advice...
How evil is this? 21 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
I had a teacher that used to teach psychology. She once made all the answers C because she wanted to prove how people think that all the answers can't be the same.
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The Dark Secret of Lucid Dreaming 23 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
Sometimes I realize that my dream is not real but I still can't do anything to change my dream. I'd say I've lucid dreamed at least 3 or 4 times that I specifically remember.
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How to take d*ck pics 27 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
My dear Reece, WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME?!
Ok 13 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
There are actually very few things that just get under my skin and agitate me. But the thing that frustrates me most is being accused of something I didn't do. This is an excellent example.
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I discovered fears I never knew existed 31 comments
alittlebirdie · 9 years ago
My gosh I loved this show!