Imagine the wall on the inside being lined with books, food and a microwave...... I could and WOULD live in there.

Oh my gosh I love him!

I hate it when people do that!

That's stereotypical. Not all churches are that fancy. But the religion believes that God deserves that. Besides, I say the Christian religion is getting into a better shape. Have you noticed the difference between Pope Francis and the pope before him? Francis is much more giving.
BTW, not trying to be offensive.

I'm 12. I remember these from when I was little. Especially those STUPID FRICKING PENCILS. I hated those!

I'LL TAKE IT! HOW MUCH?!

I prefer Sparta, really.

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SNITCH AIN'T ONE.

I saw a thing on TV showing that they already 3D printed Oreos.

Doesn't someone else realize that the reason Voldmort 'doesn't have a nose' is because he has slowly transformed into a snakelike humanoid because of
1; his strong connection to snakes
And 2; the 6 Horcruxes changed him and his appearance
?
I don't think the books or the movies maid this clear, but it is the conclusion I have some up with. HP fans, do you think I am correct?

Is that Voldemort or is my screen fogged up?

I'm just concerned about his tongue.

'Meet Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin.'

Voldemort was basically immortal because of the Horcruxes. Hagrid would be extremely hard to kill. And Dumbledore was pretty much unable to be beaten because of the Elder Wand, that is, before his planned death.

I play the trombone.

CHEERS TO THAT! Here here! *clinks goblets with fellow HP lovers*

Fuckweasel is my favorite.