Its not a failure if its still in stores that means its still selling

Why the fuck dont they get a ticket?

Or bringing me down when im up

Jeans people jeans is the hardest when your skin is wet or moist

Lies!!!! I have a Siberian husky and he knows how to do all these things

Awesome but so much dust would gather in the cracks but still awesome I love it

I think we all have

Faaaake

But gained diabetes

When you are too tall for your shower

Whos that giiiiirrrllll whos that giiiiirl its
?? Anyone??

This should have been on the black duck meme

That is a brilliant idea

Look I eat because im depressed and I am depressed because I eat you see I have no way out

A good way to work out your calves
This is what those girls who go to the gym with their make-up done and hair done need

This here is the shit!
Like really I must know where to buy this

That's the point of a joke its sometimes supposed to be offensive but in a funny way not really because they are hating on anybody

Am I the only one who tried to read the actual book page?

Because we didn't know the value of naps than

Shut up and take my money!

Very stupid idea giving the fact that an 18 wheeler is so much harder to control than a small vehicle you'd be down in the firs 3-5 min.

Um duh!!!!!

This looks like something the would come out on off the air