The green one

I had one guy come up to me asked if I wanted to buy some watermelons. Funny thing was. He really was selling watermelons... But I backed off first.

Good. Now I will kill my neighbors and hang there skin from the ceiling... All I needed was a sign.

God damn n00b was baited. Next time use wards

Kids do anything?

LOL the very end! You're not the only one

Question. Why him being black part of the joke?

most likely the text came late and she got it after he got home, but that ruins the story

cause people pay her that. we have power over her, if we just stop buying her stuff she will stop making money, we dont need her stuff we want it and we just keep on paying

The sun is just a bunch of hot gas not much else

see i have taken shits bigger then my dick so i'm ok

I like how you throw in something not about doctor who in the middle of your Doc who rant

What about time outs? Does the female teacher spank me if I'm bad?

I know I hate when they look at me like that.

Yes but WHERE did they get the coconut? Did it migrate north?

BAD. They did doctor who twice

DAMNIT my unicorn only does 29km/h

I was quite confused until I read membered Arizona is also state Yes I live in U.S. Too