alvisminer

alvisminer


Tinkerer

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Ladies, Have you checked it 10 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
"Leaks out of the nupple"
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Nice 14 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
Nice
Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
I may need to make one, right now my set is in a spare gameboy case
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
A carabiner?
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Is this a bug or a feature? 6 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
it wouldn't even go off because of the safety mechanism that only arms the rocket after it travels 5-10 metres
Han Solo is a jerk 9 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
ugh someone should totally just stab hans solo
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This is how we guys should approach 14 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
最初は言葉があり、その言葉は神と共にあり、その言葉は神であった。
同じことが初めに神と共にありました。
すべてのものが彼によって作られた。 彼がいなくても、作られたものは何も作られていませんでした。
彼の中には人生があった。 人生は人の光でした。
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Filthy prank 3 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
Lmao Allison (infidel)
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Get out of my eyes! 4 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
Aren't those white blood cells or something moving across your pupil?
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Don't mess with my gang. 6 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
wtf are those cardboard rims tho
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Wake me up! 9 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
No bc he wants to die
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Seven Minutes... 22 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
No because at the end of the 7 minutes you will start hallucinating again, a dream in a dream. How deep in are we?
Because....What??? 3 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
he put the stick through the spokes of his bike, but instead of stopping the wheel and crashing, the stick broke in half because of his strength
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nice 22 comments
alvisminer · 7 years ago
Nice
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I died at "LSD" 40 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
nah fam thats his race, don't judge
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Get a man who can do both 6 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
wait what? i got a star?? YES
Caged heart 12 comments
chicken? 13 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
I realize that this is a little late, but: https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf
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Not all heroes wear masks 11 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
NO CAPES
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Politics with Patrick! 40 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
Also: male tears in a euphemism for semen
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This will be fun 22 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
No way, just put sandpaper under the windshield wipers.
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One of the best presidents the US had, thank you Obama 25 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
no it's obama, did you read the title?
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WHARRGARBL 12 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
wharrgarbl
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Got your finger human 11 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
they're about to lose a finger
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Architect must be a genius 6 comments
alvisminer · 8 years ago
plot twist: they used screws
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