ambertek
Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.
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Save the turtles 2 comments
ambertek
· 6 years ago
Finally, someone helping out. This gives me hope
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What's the fear? lol 37 comments
ambertek
· 6 years ago
Hi tumblr how are you today? Still triggered? And no. Being in the back is better than not being there.
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What's the fear? lol 37 comments
ambertek
· 6 years ago
LMAO how fucking awkward was this meeting?
"Yo Fred, you have a wife. What does she think about health coverage?"
"Well.. We haven't been talking lately.. We stopped having sex weeks ago.. But I think she would like health coverage?"
"Great, that's it then"
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"Yo Fred, you have a wife. What does she think about health coverage?"
"Well.. We haven't been talking lately.. We stopped having sex weeks ago.. But I think she would like health coverage?"
"Great, that's it then"
Asking the real questions 4 comments
ambertek
· 6 years ago
Well, as the resident expert here, I can answer this. You cannot, in fact, ride corpses respectfully. Trust me, it really doesn't help in the court case saying you did it respectfully.
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Stop turning wombats into weapons 8 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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not about the boobies 35 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
Fucking triggered you think just because you have cancer that gives you the right to post nude pictures? Have some decency you slut not everyone wants to see you strip for them, your not even that attractive. Go find some other deformed guy to pose for. I swear you have no empathy you know how many people have been raped? Seeing this reminds me of when I was forcefully stripped and beat for pleasure. Going on Tumblr to get you banned from my blog now.
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70% 7 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
Little known fact she actually went and ranted on Tumblr about a guy sexually assaulting just because he didn't like her dog right after this.
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Why tho 47 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
My jokes offend people. So technically I'm a troll. Really I just consider myself a comedian with the only good sense of humor though.
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Why tho 47 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
I mean unless we're doing GAY incest. But then the South will get really confused on whether to hate us or love us.
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JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD 6 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
When you went to school for 6 years to be able to look at WebMD and tell everyone they officially have cancer
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Why tho 47 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
I'm a dramatic person my dear Satan. Today's light-hearted incest trolling just wasn't enough. I needed something loud and ridiculously stupid
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Why tho 47 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.
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Why tho 47 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every fact of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy.
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Heartwarming story 14 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
I mean I don't know what a handicap guy was doing "working" at Lowe's anyway. "Hey Chris can you bring me tha- oh wait.."
"Hey Chris can you climb this and get the.. Oh yeah.."
"Hey Chris can you work the register for a bit I gotta- oh wait your not tall enough.."
"Hey Chris tell me a joke. Wait, nevermind. I already looked at you"
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"Hey Chris can you climb this and get the.. Oh yeah.."
"Hey Chris can you work the register for a bit I gotta- oh wait your not tall enough.."
"Hey Chris tell me a joke. Wait, nevermind. I already looked at you"
Why tho 47 comments
ambertek
· 7 years ago
So sorry you think we're defending our country. Actually soldiers are trained to kill men defending THEIR country so we can steal their resources
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April fools' day prank 10 comments
