AmberTek

ambertek


Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.

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Day 535 of your daily dose of cute: OMG I AM SOOOO SORRY!! :'( !! I'M SO SORRY 34 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
So does no one remember when I said "Sometimes real life takes priority over posting cute pictures on a random internet site"? And you all down voted me?
Here comes the plane 43 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I make jokes about mass tragedy and individual murders all the time. Not to cope with depression, but because I'm an asshole and find it terribly hilarious. Give me any murder or tragedy and I'll make a joke out of it. Just what I'm good at.
The woes of a two-party system 43 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Abortions are fine, guns are eh. But hell yes I'm following for the hell that's about to be unleashed from the FS users who are also apparently from Tumblr.
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I got that b*tch a galaxy. b*tches love galaxies. 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
For the caption:
Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.
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If Disney Princesses Lived In Modern Society 36 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
YEESSS
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Tetris jenga 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Gameboy version.
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Tetris jenga 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
HAHA HAHA YA NO, I CANT BEAT NORMAL JENGA OR FIRST LEVEL OF TETRIS
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This is logical 19 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Kylo is my favorite... The hell you talking about.. I fell in love the moment I saw him.
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If Disney Princesses Lived In Modern Society 36 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Eh, it doesn't really matter either way. They're fictional characters. No need to get your panties in a bunch.
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Here comes the plane 43 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
FUCK YOU I WAS IN CLASS AND STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY! And I'm sorry to whoever posted this that everyone in the comment section is a Tumblr/college crybaby and is getting all triggered and offended.. This is fucking hilarious.
just for lolz, no need to get offended... 25 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Genderfluid people just forgot that "tomboy" and "tomgirl" exist.
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On rape 34 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
White girls that post stupid shit on Twitter that makes you question humanity and it's intelligence.
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On rape 34 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
She makes a valid point. We don't need proof for anything really. I mean I can say "No, I didn't commit mass genocide" and it would be GREATLY APPRECIATED if everyone just believed me.
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If Disney Princesses Lived In Modern Society 36 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I don't remember any of these people have boobs that = the entire width of their torso.
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just for lolz, no need to get offended... 25 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
And thhaatttss why I stay here... People hate me on Tumblr.
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Tumblr compilation 6 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Hm? What? I dont know...
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Tumblr compilation 6 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
See, I'm not the only one who smokes weed with my boobs!
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Guess someone has bigger problems than me 6 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I'm in pain just reading this.
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(;-;) oh 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I always knew I should have picked a better name than "The Captain" when introducing myself.
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One at a time 6 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
WHY IS THERE BLUE WITH THE PINKS? AND YELLOW WITH THE BLACKS?!?!? AND BROWN WITH THE ORANGE?!?!?!? *OCD MELTDOWN*
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I like potato skins does that count 9 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
What about both?
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I don't have words 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
That's what I did. He still used standard photoedit.
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I don't have words 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
He didn't even Photoshop it. Photoshop is a nice $1000-$2000 program. He just used standard photoedit.
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When you take everything literally 3 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It's too dark, they couldn't see the button
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How to get blacklisted 15 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
They're all so happy.. What a beautiful picture. I'm pretty sure the girl in the front row on the farthest left is me. Just smiling like it's a dream come true.
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