ambertek
Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.
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More people should think this way 34 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
I'm poly, so just put a couple zeros behind all of those ones and add "woman" just here and there, and you have my love life.
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LOGIC 7 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Crowbar doesn't do much against a highly advanced military with rifles
10 feet shouldn't be a problem if the armor can handle a fall from space, even if it was in armor lock.
Jumping randomly is the most addicting thing in gaming, and it annoys everyone you cannot do such in Hitman
Ahh you need to think logically.
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10 feet shouldn't be a problem if the armor can handle a fall from space, even if it was in armor lock.
Jumping randomly is the most addicting thing in gaming, and it annoys everyone you cannot do such in Hitman
Ahh you need to think logically.
PREACH IT 12 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
I feel as though she was a feminazi. Like really, those horribly cliche comebacks and oh so brave "We're done! Leave! I want to be treated like a fucking princess and I refuse to talk this over with you like a civilized adult!" Just SCREAM immature little tumblr feminist.
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Edited 8 years ago
Cats are the solution 8 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
I hate animals and the outdoors is like hell itself.
Welp, Ima just deal with depression then.
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Welp, Ima just deal with depression then.
Little Help 77 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Snow, I'm gonna give you something very special. I will never offend you. You are the only person here who gets a deal like this. Continue your work. I'm gonna be the reason people need to see it :3
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Holy moly! 45 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Honestly, not that bad. It's like getting shots. There's some sting, wait it out, and your done. Those "poor rape victims." Never bothered me, and I was 7.
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"Are you on your period?" "You're just being too sensitive!" 19 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
And everyone says utter stupidity. Seriously. Just, if anyone was to take an actual second to listen to themselves... The world might just be a better place.
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Choose your superhero 41 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
First one. I can use it on assholes or anyone I want in general. So better than last.
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It was a short essay.. 16 comments
Especially those 2x1 ones 6 comments
omg so relatable. . 14 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
*can't even make an offensive joke here* You deserve a medal. For once I can't even XD
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omg so relatable. . 14 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Your a.. Dragon.. Attack helicopter? Did you lose your wings or something and have to get it all replaced with propellers?
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Truth about comic sans 16 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
*a faint glow of blue can be seen around the room, the ominous and terrifying hum of Gaster Blasters symbolize this is the end for you*
DJ 6 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Dammnn man, we need a burn heal over here. I don't think there's a Pokemon center nearby.
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Finding dory... Found Dory! 5 comments
Truth about comic sans 16 comments
