AmberTek

ambertek


Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.

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Who's offending who 70 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
As an OCD gray haired transgender Christmas loving father that works at target I'm very offended.
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Rekt 17 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I woulda beat the shit out of the bullies. Teach em how fun it is to get your teeth knocked out by someone bigger than you.
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Not all heroes wear capes 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Hey dad
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These two should solve mysteries using math and science 6 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
But who's the sidekick in this dynamic duo?
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God these buildings were so beautiful 73 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
The slaves didn't do enough work, and no one important remembered the holocaust
God these buildings were so beautiful 73 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I really shouldn't make any offensive jokes today. It'd just be plane wrong.
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God these buildings were so beautiful 73 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
The level of butthurt in these comments are real. Ok, so here's the thing. It's not on the Google homepage because no one cares. It happened years ago, the whole thing has just died out. Got boring after a while, not even really doing anything but talking about 9/11 out of respect or something. Like, it's not even a celebration, or mourning, or anything. We just kinda talk about it. So honestly? You and maybe 1000 other people care. That's it.
Accidental artwork 4 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Actually, this is about 1 in א‎0
Anything for that 7 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It's not, stuff like that happens ALL the time. Look at the death count for just Six Flags alone.
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Sleep tight f*cker 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I have no idea what anyone is talking about.
This makes me cry every time I read it 9 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Ok.. So all those "feels substence" posts that everyone says they cry about.. Never got to me.. But this one. This one.. I truly hate you.
Liquid cakes 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Dood... That strawberry one though...
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Accidental artwork 4 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I truly enjoy this...
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Anything for that 7 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Yes.
Anything for that 7 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
He died
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Realism 101 2 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I don't think you know how bullets nor punching works.
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Jackie Chan breaking 12 cement blocks with a punch, while holding an egg inside his fist 4 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I feel as though that was some dollar tree shit cement.
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Send me nudes 3 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
That escalated quickly. Who goes from "I'm sad" to "send nudes" that fast? Like, hey I'm having a shitty day. But let's talk about this completely different subject of me jerking off to your body. It's just the fact there's was no explanation... No what's going on, no talking.. Just.. Show meh your bod.
Tumblr has a conversation about pizza 79 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Crawling in my skiinnn
These wounds they will not heaaalll
Tumblr has a conversation about pizza 79 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Hey Sero~
Miss me? ;3
Tumblr has a conversation about pizza 79 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Still not "SASSYFUCKINGSPRINKLES" level yet. But she's getting there. She's like the disappointing little sister to that crazy user..
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This girl have no chill 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Have* no chill. Get yo slang rite homeskillet
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Pancake art 10 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
As a chef who was proud of my pancake making skills, I suddenly feel horribly insignificant.
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If life ever gives you lemons 22 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
You are going to get everywhere my friend.
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If life ever gives you lemons 22 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
You are going to get no where my friend