AmberTek

ambertek


Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.

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This guy gets it 3 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Not every hero wears a cape.
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Can we all take a second to just marvel in its beauty? 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
No, I advertise myself as someone who WILL offend you, and doesn't give a shit about your opinion. Bananas aren't supposed to be salty. Calm down.
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PETA to the rescue 11 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Well, its PETA's fault for existing.
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Can we all take a second to just marvel in its beauty? 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
When did I say I'd only post offensive stuff?
Can we all take a second to just marvel in its beauty? 14 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
mysecretwood.com
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Dark humor #1 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It's only when they get raped in prison do they realise..
Dark humor #1 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I wonder if they're ever just watching porn, and see this guy with this huge steroid dick, and just say "I have that too"
And they legit think that, because by compassion that's what it looks like.
Dark humor #1 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Here's one if you want some of my actual dark stuff:
Child molesters must all think they've got huge dicks.
Dark humor #1 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It's only the first one Barney. Don't worry about it ;)
Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Lyrics are what make a real rapper. I said "All pop awards, nothing impressive here"
Please direct me to where I said "If they have a pop award, they're not a real rapper"
Funny thing is, you can't. At his point your bull shitting to try to win anyway you can.
These rappers won them because as I said, this generation is fucking stupid. Having a Grammy award or anything else is kinda like a baby step. It's not hard. Being respected by everyone because you ACTUALLY deserve it is the hard part, that's what makes a real rapper. This kid up here? He talks really fast about gangster rap, not even written by him, then passes it off as talent. He deserves nothing.
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Sick burns #7 19 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Same fam
Sick burns #7 19 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It got deleted. Repost apparently
I feel like a DSLR camera 27 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I can refocus this picture with my eyes
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Dogs, what did we do to deserve you? 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I HAVE SEVERE FEAR OF DOGS
THEY FUCKED UP MY LEG YO
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Dogs, what did we do to deserve you? 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
*shudders* Dogs....
Harambe 5 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
TRUMP
DID
HARAMBÆ
AS IN LIKE
DID
THE
DO
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She deserves some recognition 8 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
I know. Just a hoax made up by China
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Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Bliss N Eso
Hilltop Hoods
K'naan
Here's a couple to get ya started
When life gives you lemons 3 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
It'd be pretty shitty lemonade to be honest. Doesn't even have sugar. And he'd get cat hair all in it.
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Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Yes, ALL pop awards. Nothing respectable there.
Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
No, I don't consider him a rapper because he raps about shit like sex, instead of actual life and problems. I hate rappers who's whole "thing" is just swearing. Annoying as shit.
Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Whoa, the fuck you come from? Just popping up in conversations like that.
Hashtag bad luck Brian 30 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
Everybody do the political jig!
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The political jig!
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Everybody do the political jig!
໒( ͡ᵔ ͡ᵔ )७
໒( • ͜ʖ • )७
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Effective blessing range 15 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
What level would the pope be? Is he like Kirito at this point?
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Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
ambertek · 8 years ago
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) ᕙʕ ಥ ▃ ಥ ʔᕗ
Roasted like a kid in the burn unit
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