Maddie

americassuperhero


Decide what you would die for. Then live every moment like you were born into this life to save it.

— Maddie Report User
How he did not break his legs? 9 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Because the way he landed took off the pressure. He bent his knees and rolled.
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There should be a Stan Lee movie 6 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
I would watch the hell outta that
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Can we make this a thing? 3 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
That first picture though... What does one have to do to achieve that awful tan? I understand self tanner... But how did she manage to do that bad?
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Strangely soothing 17 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
This is my new dream. When my husband and I buy our first house, this is what we will do.
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Impressive skill improvement 6 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Mine is still worse than the first... So there's that....
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Nevermind, they texted 4 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
At least you have their number
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Life Hacks 101 16 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
I find using the blood of my enemies more difficult. It takes more time to get, but when you already have it I would use it.
Life Hacks 101 16 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
I prefer the pet method. But that's just me.
Butterflies 7 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
May I ask why? That's something very... Interesting... to be afraid of. There must be a great story behind this.
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Use your eyes 14 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Oh. Thank you.
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Use your eyes 14 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
What's Tesco?
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Seriously?! 23 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
I take a shower every day and wash my hair every other day. It's much healthier for your hair, and I like to be clean... So there's that.
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No answer is also an answer 25 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
And, you know, 50 states... But what do I know?
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This is why I always get scared when people ask me this 8 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Nobody... Nobody else thought that... Uh-uhm... Are you alright?
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This is why I always get scared when people ask me this 8 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
What if its a nail
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Can't wait for Civil War! 3 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
I'm so excited yet completely terrified at the same time.
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if you look up dumb blondes in the dictionary you'll find her picture. 11 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Fun fact: a human body can only be turned to ash when the temperature reaches 2030-2732 degrees Fahrenheit. (1100-1500 degrees Celsius)
In conclusion: if you want to dispose of human remains (maybe you murdered someone, I don't know) work at a crematorium. You will be able to mix a small amount of the victims remains into the other people you cremate.
Just some advice.
But if you get caught, don't you dare throw me under the bus or I will kill you and I won't get caught.
Have a wonderful day, my friends.
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who's the better hero 28 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
A person doesn't need to have any special abilities to be a hero. They just need to do good and have people that look up to them. A hero is someone we can depend on, super or not.
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who's the better hero 28 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Dean and Sam saved earth and heaven on multiple occasions. They were also the ones that broke it... but those are just minor details...
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When your mcdonalds burger finally looks like one on a picture 6 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Where are the seeds on the bun
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Those guys who love to go to the gym 5 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Ha! My Valentine is better than everyone else's.
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My prediction for 2016 12 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
This movie won't suck. It's gonna be off the fucking charts!
My prediction for 2016 12 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!
A walk in the clouds… 8 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Last call for passengers riding the Nope train. I will be your conductor this evening. Please file in, in a safe and orderly fashion.
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As an European I always wonder 45 comments
americassuperhero · 8 years ago
Don't forget the beer vendors. You must be new here.
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