Sasha

ammbgj


One of these days I'll be a complete jerk to everybody... Don't say I didn't warn you...

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What I want to do in class 3 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I've done this before. It's so satisfying.
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What if... 16 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I'm sorry but can I use this as a plot?
Thank you hamster :3 7 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I have chocolate it's good enough for me.
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She understands... 16 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Not all but some
She understands... 16 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
People that are fifty have shaky hands
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The color, you guys. THE COLOR. 9 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Green is not a creative color my friend...
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Typical 10 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
It's not just Mexicans though it's any hispanic family.
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big bang 10 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Same here but I just tend to scare people generally. (Comma don't sneak up on me.
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So cute! *u* 30 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
If anyone was interested http://m.ebay.com/itm/351039604322
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This is a good title. If you don't think so, you're wrong. 5 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
BECAUSE YOU SAY IT IN A YELLING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD.
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The Literature Geek In Me Loves This... 8 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Tis is the question
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Keep this is mind next time you go shopping 4 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
If money can't buy happiness it can still buy me videogames, which in fact make me very happy.
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Original Fairy Tales endings 30 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
No, I think it was more along the lines of “because I gave you feet you have to go throught some punishments one of them being, with every step you take you will feel like you are stepping on glass" or something.
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What a happy ending ^.^ 30 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
This is from that one book “In a dark dark house" right?
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Facebook in a nutshell 45 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I'm a rebel I do what I want!
Don't be a goose!!! (or an assh*le) 17 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I now feel no hatred toward the geese for they have enveloped me with magic. Let us go friend, let us fly into the sunset.
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Don't be a goose!!! (or an assh*le) 17 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
But how do you manage to poop inside of my bathtub. When I live in a relatively isolated area, and practically don't have any windows. Are you magical? If so I'll be your friend but you must teach me your ways.
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Original Fairy Tales endings 30 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I've read a couple different endings for the little red riding hood, some in which she is a whore, some where she eats her grandmother. So many different endings each more disturbing than the last.
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i like 21 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Nobs 4 lyf!
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Don't be a goose!!! (or an assh*le) 17 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Cuz you poop everywhere literally. It's disgusting to look at.
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My dad actually had the beastiality talk with me :| 27 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
I wasn't allowed to watch pokemon for the same exact reason.
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i like 21 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Hobo Lord!
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Canadian coach helping out a Russian during a race 14 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
By any means that's not what I intended to say. I was trying to be funny. I made a joke. I know how the U.S. is I live here as well. A lot of people here are quite nice actually, but the nice people usually don't stand out. It's those select few (psycopaths, killers, etc.) that stand out way above the rest of the people that make for bad stereotypes.
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Canadian coach helping out a Russian during a race 14 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
Exactly he moved to Canada. Canada atmosphere made him what he is today.
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Wait, so this is what really went down? 7 comments
ammbgj · 9 years ago
When they were meant to fit her feet perfectly.
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